Thursday, August 11, 2005

See You In September

From Iowahawk:

The upcoming school year promises to be equally exciting, with fresh opportunities for student learning and growth. My administration has worked hard over the summer to design and implement programs to insure student success toward key goals, with a particular emphasis on intergalactic diversity education. If I can be candid, some parents and students within District 603 have been less than welcoming of our growing Xenorxian immigrant community. Without "pointing fingers," this has too often led to unnecessary incidents of misunderstanding and vaporization. That is why in June I appointed Assistant Superintendent Kevin Harris to head a District Diversity Task Force aimed at building an educational bridge to the Xenorxian community. Over the past 6 weeks Mr. Harris worked closely with community leaders, including Supreme Overlord Q'klogmu, to develop new educational guidelines and teaching materials to foster a district-wide spirit of tolerance.

1 Comments:

At August 11, 2005 9:08 PM, Blogger Jude the Obscure said...

Off topic Fjordman, but have you seen this article?
It's a dog's life, but somebody has to do it. I just wondered how police would make the connection i.e. they get samples of sperm but how do they know who to match them to? Are they permitted to take DNA samples wherever/whenever and off whomsoever?

 

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