Thursday, July 28, 2005

40 goats for Chelsea Clinton

Via Egyptian blog Rantings of a Sandmonkey:

40 goats for Chelsea Clinton

In 2000 when Chelsea, her father and mother, now Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton, visited East Africa, Chepkurgor, then a Fourth Year student at Moi University, tried to make his intention clear. He wrote to Clinton, offering himself as a suitor for Chelsea. He offered to pay 20 head of beef cattle and 40 goats to the Clintons in accordance to African traditions. He also named as his referees, then President Moi, Maendeleo Ya Wanawake chairman Zipporah Kittony and the Chepkoilel Campus Principal, Prof Margaret Kamar. He also gave the names his two college mates, John Tanui and Joseph Siror. He sent the letter through then Foreign Affairs minister Dr Bonaya Godana and then US Ambassador to Kenya Johnny Carson. But, instead of the positive response he was anticipating, Chepkurgor received visitors from the National Security Intelligence Service (NSIS). His letter had sent security chiefs in a spin. It had been intercepted by the Foreign Affairs ministry and intelligence chiefs and he was summoned to a meeting with Godana. National Security Intelligence Service officers began background checks on him both at his Kisanana village in Mogotio and at the university. They interrogated his family, villagers, university colleagues and lecturers. He said he wanted to marry Chelsea but could not discuss the matter with her because, in an African setting, such issues are dealt with by parents, elders and the prospective suitor. He added that he would travel to America to meet with the Clintons.


At July 28, 2005 3:46 PM, Blogger erp said...

Is the poor boy blind?

At July 28, 2005 4:39 PM, Blogger Zach said...

This could be a chance for Bill to restart his life in a whole new direction. Image Bill the Arkansas Goat Farmer...can we get a focus group on that please?

At July 28, 2005 11:12 PM, Blogger Ole said...

For Chelsea....of course not. But if he could get the same deal for Hillary...Wow!

At July 29, 2005 12:53 AM, Blogger John B said...

Just keep the female goats away from dad.

At July 29, 2005 8:23 PM, Blogger the adventuress said...

"I did not have sex with that wom-. . .er. . .goat!"


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