Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Hitler's aryan sex doll

It sounds like a bizarre joke, but it's a true story. During World War II, Hitler's war machine dedicated quite a bit of resources to creating the world's first sex doll: Borghild. The ”field-hygienic project” was an initiative of Reichsführer SS Heinrich Himmler, who regarded the doll as an ”counterbalance” (or regulating effect) for the sexual drive of his stormtropers. In one his letters, dated 20.11.1940 he mentions the ”unnessessary losses” the Wehrmacht had suffered in France inflicted by street prostitutes. ”The greatest danger in Paris are the wide-spread and uncontrolled whores, picking by clients in bars, dancehalls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health, just for the sake of a quick adventure.” The project was naturally kept top secret, but quite a bit of resources was put into creating the perfect aryan sex doll, to prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and, one assume, racial dilution of the great German army. Psychiatrist Dr. Rudolf Chargeheimer wrote the following note as the project went forward: ”Sure thing, purpose and goal of the dolls is to relieve our soldiers. They have to fight and not be on the browl or mingle with ”foreign womenfolk”. However: no real men will prefer a doll to a real woman, until our technicians meet the following quality standards-

1. The synthetic flesh has to feel the same like real flesh
2. The doll’s body should be as agile and moveable as the real body
3. The doll’s organ should feel absolutely realistic.”


At May 31, 2005 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You aren't really expecting someone to comment on this, are you?

At May 31, 2005 9:07 AM, Blogger Zach said...

Well you learn something new every day...

At May 31, 2005 10:20 AM, Blogger Fjordman said...

"You aren't really expecting someone to comment on this, are you?"

Why not?

At May 31, 2005 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to add a fourth criteria:
-It should move on it's own, and have sound capabilities. ;-)

I can see how they got the idea for this. I can also see why they kept it top secret. :-)

At June 01, 2005 3:29 AM, Anonymous warner said...

could it wash the dishes ?

At June 01, 2005 10:05 AM, Blogger theBadMonkey said...

How much are they and where can I get one? Thanks


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